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News: 27th June 2006

Bohemians 0

Cork City 0

P14 W4 D2 L8

Bohs failed to beat ten-men Cork at home. The spoofer again showed his cluelessness when it comes to tactics, by sticking with 4 defenders against a lone Cork forward, failing to take advantage of the numerical supremacy and holding on for a scoreless draw, despite having the extra man for an hour.

Bohs have now failed to score in 9 of the 14 league games this season, and have dropped an average of two points per game. Again Bohs failed to beat, or even score against, a top-4 team. The football is now so appalling that a crowd of barely 400 turned up to watch this shite.

After the game the spoofer claimed "I'm very happy with our performance. I thought we created loads of chances and could have won by four or five goals. I think this proves we've turned the corner and have started a run. We were unlucky that Cork had a man sent off and I felt that went against us as I wasn't really sure what to do with the extra man. In the end I stuck with four at the back as I felt that an extra midfielder or forward would just get in the way. We'll probably lose against Waterford on Friday, but I'd fancy our chances of getting at least a draw and a replay against Cobh next week. It was great that the fans got behind the team, proving that they actually believe what I say. While I'm at it I'd like to thank the Bohs board for making sure that the 'Farrelly OUT!' flags were removed and that the dissenting majority were silenced."