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News: 7th July 2006

Bohemians 1

Derry City 2

Normal service is resumed. A much-weakened Derry City, thankfully missing several regulars such as McCourt, Martyn, Oman and Delaney, followed the form book and took the lead against a Bohs side that flattered to deceive. The spoofer endeavoured to pull the wool over peoples' eyes with some long passing, but his lack of effort, ground coverage and tackling wasn't overlooked by the Faithful.

The effeminate and overweight man in black (actually a lovely embroidered and sequined silk blouse) added to his dodgy reputation by putting in another suspiciously shocking performance which will only add fuel to the fire as regards the corruption rumours circulating the league.

Bohs have now lost an unbelievable NINE of their sixteen league games this season. A special mention must also be given to the hired 'security' who attempted to intimidate some of the fans who held up a growing number of 'Farrelly OUT!' flags.