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Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way...you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions.


~ Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)

 

 

Surgery Is In Emergency Session

  • First The Good News
    And another season is go. Before we turn our attention to the train wreck masquerading as a Bohs first team allow me to dive head first into some unashamed cheerleading. While we will be taking the walk of shame later lets go on a walk of acclaim first. Turn your cynicism levels down and raise the rafters for some true Bohemians worthy of honours.

  • Talking in Tongues
    The whole team behind the immigrant promotion scheme. Championed and got off the ground by Gavin Healy who enlisted expert help in the form of Colin Byrne, Bobby Harpur and others. The turnaround from conception to completion was breakneck and the results breathtaking. The club and the club's marketing department in particular have been gifted an absolute gem, or more accurately a jewel cabinet stuffed with gems. Attention to detail here has been disgracefully un-Bohemian, right down to preparing their own press releases, so the club wouldn't have to bother, nice. I could actually spend the whole article gushing forth my admiration and fandom on this one big win for the club and my appreciation for those who realised it.

  • Computer World
    Another massive off-field achievement for Bohemians, which may have slipped in underneath many people's radar, is the modestly titled Membership Database. Initially a team effort it wasn't long before that man Colin Byrne was again in the driving seat this time custom-crafting a club database solution especially for Bohemians. Perhaps the club might even eventually get around to using the specially updated membership application forms, a year and a half since they were given them. If a new Membership Database doesn't sound especially sexy then go out and go to market and get a quote for that type of work. I am no expert but from my own soundings expect to pay anywhere from €50K - €130K. Colin's scorched earth approach to supporting the club might not win him many fans in the dressing room but in my surgery he is king. Colin, don't forget to pop by the surgery and pick up your script for one season's worth of Xanax, I reckon you're going to need it.

  • Phoenix From The Flames
    Last but certainly not least (I know I have mentioned this before, but it bares repeating) is the wonderful new Phoenix Bar, a collaborative effort between the Dalymount Trust (take note Jeff Moran), Bar Director Denis Maher and Bar Manager Fiachra Hoey. This is an imaginative and exciting new approach to EL Club bar design and ALL concerned certainly made sure the club got a lot of bang for its buck. Well done lads.
    Three thrilling and highly valuable new additions to the club and gifted, in large measure, by the fans. Now all the club has to do is make use of them. What could possibly go wrong?

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