Features: Dr Infallible

 

In a democracy dissent is an act of faith. Like medicine, the test of its value is not in its taste, but in its effects.
 
~ James W. Fulbright

 

Grounds For Complaint

Dr Infallible on Bohemian FC

 

Reader Health Warning!
A word of warning! This week’s polemic is not for the easily bored or those with short attention spans. This article is devoid of even the most clumsy attempt at witty word play or sloppy puns. Anyone attempting to read this will, perhaps in some cases for different reasons, end up as distressed as I was while writing it. If you only have eyes for positivity, take my advice and do not read any further. If you are the type of person apt to confuse scepticism with cynicism or you label as cynical any opinion which disputes the existence of Santa, do not read any further. If any of the foregoing applies to you then go and find something more entertaining to do with your time because there is nothing in this article for you so let me save you the trouble of bothering. Do not read further.
Apart from being very long and very boring this assignment is actually the polar opposite of cynical. It is in fact all about principle; it grapples with fundamental questions such as what being Bohemian is really about and whether we have lot our way. It takes a wide angle look at us Bohemians and refers to the distant past and also to a future beyond our immediate problems - a future not completely bounded and defined by the fiscal wreck we have so recently created.
 

What Ails Us?
Ok, if there is anyone still on board then perhaps the rest of this might be for you. Our last session in the surgery saw us take a wide ranging look at the patient, his endless range of ailments both real and imagined. My observations in relation to this have provoked comments both agreeable and critical. It was ever thus.
Having previously verbalised at length on topics general, this week sees a more focused examination of Bohemians and those nearest and dearest to it. Allow me to set the scene for what is to follow with a comment bound to provoke some comment; Bohemian F.C. is suffering from chronic insecurity and that insecurity is now entering an acute phase. The condition is compounded and complicated by an acute identity crisis. What does it mean, “Bohemian F.C.”?
This insecurity exists in ways both tangible and intangible. In the former category belong feelings of fear over the club's ability to survive it's current problems and remain intact. Add into that matrix, specific and real concerns about our home ground and you have a very heady cocktail indeed. In the latter category belongs a more general failure to have any clear definition about what Bohemian F.C. is really about, what it means to be Bohemian; all of which creates a, for want of a better term, spiritual vacuum. While both of these categories can be described as symptoms there is an argument, one to which I am not opposed, which claims the former is actually caused by the latter.
 

Emotional Detachment Or Doomed Love?
If you are following me so far then I am confident I have your attention to the end, so the least I owe you is a more clear and grounded explanation for those observations and to do that I will have to downshift from a detached clinical perspective to one more personal and hopefully more engaging. Unfortunately in baring my soul I display my vulnerability and also my hypocrisy. In a nutshell I have made the classic mistake, the mistake which I have spent most of my professional life warning my interns against, I have become emotionally involved with the patient. More than that, I am in love with the patient. Thankfully the chances of being struck off are minimal as the patient is an institution, not a person.
 

Institutional Chaos
So just what is this institution? What is Bohemian F.C? Superficially, of course, the explanation is an easy one; Bohemian F.C. is a football club. But what type of football club is it? What is it about this institution that distinguishes it from all the other clubs I could have wound up supporting? For years I thought I knew. For years I was sure we had an identity and although none of us troubled ourselves too much with trying to work out exactly what it was, I think we all more or less shared, roughly, the same notions as to what we were about.
 

A Recent Historical Primer
So what were we about? Or what was it I believe we were about. Well, I am a child of the Billy Young era and I suppose many of my firmly held beliefs about Bohemian F.C. were born in that era. That was an era where the concept of (semi) professionalism was new to the club and although great changes had taken place there was no shortage of the remnants of the aul decency about the place. While we were indeed professional (for the purposes of this article "professional" refers to the semi pro era) many of the old habits remained. Billy was kept on a tight leash, expected to find and nurture young talent and hold onto it long enough to win the occasional trophy before his squad was raped from overseas or closer to home. These were the days when the transfer system was actually expected to be a profit centre for the club and while English clubs then, as now, got away with embarrassingly small fees there was a steady stream of exports and future Irish internationals bred at the Dalymount stables and a reasonable few bob, by the standards of the day, making its way back in to the club coffers.
It was also still an era when the club was able to cash in on the work of our founders in receiving rental from the FAI for the use of Dalymount Park for the staging of internationals and various other prestige events in the Irish football calendar. In those days a Bohemian membership card was truly something to be valued as it gave the owner a guaranteed blag into International games at Dalymount. Nowadays you can't even be sure it will get you into every Bohemian F.C. game at Dalymount.
This happy arrangement continued into the early eighties by which stage International matches were moved completely to Lansdowne. The early professional era had been successful, in fact, spectacularly successful. We had a smart manager who moulded fabulous squads and in particular the 77/78 squad who played a vibrant and exciting game never equalled since. Dalymount and the rental we received were also significant drivers for success but the early eighties brought an end to that and while Billy still managed to keep Bohemians in the hunt for major honours it was to become a perpetual hunt and Bohemians went the guts of a quarter of a century and a massive change in attitudes towards money before we again landed the league. In the intervening years, Billy and others did their best to work within the confines of what we could afford to spend and did enough to maintain our position as one of the top clubs. This was managed while others took a more cavalier and reckless approach to squad building. Both Rovers and Dundalk, particularly Rovers (common denominator Jim McLaughlin) enjoyed periods of dominance fuelled by a belief that if you put a winning team on the pitch the football loving public will thank you with huge crowds and an endless revenue stream. Both Rovers and Dundalk spent in haste and have been repenting at their leisure ever since. Another club which adopted the same approach was Limerick. Spending like footballers wives they went out and bought the best, had their moment in the sun and can now be found in the same place as both Rovers and Dundalk, The First Division. Notice a pattern developing?


Note: For a more up to date corresponding example of the benefits of sole ownership of a valuable sporting asset look no further than Windsor Park and Linfield. Linfield have managed to lever the hell out of their ground and while the amount of money stuffed into their pockets by the IFA each year remains a hotly disputed topic north of the border there can be little doubt that the earnings of Windsor Park as a venue contribute substantially to Linfield's ability to dominate on the field. While Windsor is no San Siro, Linfield have been careful to maintain it's superiority to the next best ground, probably Ravenhill. While it was never realistically within our ability to compete in the same way with Lansdowne we most certainly could have done more to ensure that Dalymount remained the next best option. It would not have taken much; after-all how good is Tolka really? I'll tell you how good it is, it is marginally better than Dalymount in terms of the criteria the FAI are looking for and that’s enough to ensure that everything goes to them and nothing goes to us. In essence, more covered seating is the "difference that makes the difference." Had we been as careful in protecting Dalymount's status as Linfield have been with Windsor then I have little doubt that the massive forward strides taken by Bohemians in the 70's would have built upon throughout the 80's and 90's. Instead we stalled very badly indeed.
 

 

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